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im making a new account bye bitches 

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i didn’t know may was ‘mer’ month and now im pissed bc fucking mermay mermaid how did i not notice why am i so slow goddamn it

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[carl-thecreator]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[flowersinmyphro]

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

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[imadumbassjackasspieceofshit]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

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[toastbio]

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

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[julialepetit]

Whoops my hand slipped.

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[justsheepfarmerthings]

The purest

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[navas-things]

I just want everybody to know that my son, Peter Parker, would try to lift Thor’s hammer because he’s a child and would use so much force that he just hit himself in the face because he thought he wouldn’t be able to lift it so easily

[shesellsseagulls]

peter just knocks himself unconcious with thors hammer

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[sixthrock]

the little claw marks on the ice omg